• 16Dec

    Le site pinball2000.de recense les différents speechs prononcés pendant le jeu sur le Revenge From Mars.

    Alien Abduction:

    M: Behold our power !
    (Clinton): Hilary come here, you gota see this !
    (Hilary): Help ! They’re taking my car !
    Don’t let them get the interns !

    M: We will take everything !
    (Pilot): We got them on the run !
    (Clinton): Can you take this dress ?
    Take that, you greedy Martian !
    M: Do not resist us !

    (Clinton):  “Don’t take the weenie cart, it’s my favorite!”
    [think about the meaning of weenie…….]

    (Clinton): “Take the first lady, but leave my monster truck!”

    (Clinton): Do you have any female Martians ?

    Take that, you four armed felons.
    (Clinton): I feel your pain, Martians.
    M: Mmmm hotdogs, yummy !
    M: You will be mesmerized by our green tractor beam !
    Finish them off !
    M: Oh, oh, oh no !!

    Martian Happy Hour

    (all quotes by Martians here):
    What, are you drunk ?!
    (Bartender): Oh, he was my favourite Martian.
    Aughs ! That had to hurt.
    Bartender ! A drink for my ugly green buddy here.
    Three earthlings are walking into a BAR…. -Yeah, then what ? -….I forgot !
    What’s with the juggling thing ?
    Huhh…what a mess.
    To the invasion of the earth…cheers !
    Bottoms up.
    Oh, I didn’t like him anyway.
    Get me another round..on the planet !
    Well…how many Earthlings does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
    I don’t have a drinking purpl….problem.
    Looks like HE couldn’t hold his kerosene!  (middle martian dying)
    I just got back from Uranus..  Did you fly?  Yes, and my arms are killing
    me!
    I just got back from Uranus. Did you fly?  Yes, and my ass hurts…

    Secret Weapon

    M: Come on, you rusty bucket of bones !
    Yahoo !
    Deploy the Advanced Battle Emancipator !
    That’s some good fighting, ABE !
    Take that, broccoli head !
    Sucka-punch him !
    You’re in for an ass-whuppin’, Martian !
    Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting !
    Nice kick !
    Take him out, ABE !
    Breakshot, ABE !
    Go for it, ABE !
    (Announcer): Finish him !
    Robo-Lincoln rocks !!
    Break out the can of whup-ass !
    Adios alien !
    (Announcer): 15th president wins….
    (Announcer): Robo-Lincoln wins….

    Bonus Wave Multiball (Fuel)

    scene
    Jackpot !
    Allright, fill her up !
    More, more !
    Yahoo !
    The more power the better !
    Woohoo !
    We need more fuel !
    Get that fuel !
    Hurry up, man !
    Go, go !
    Good job !

    Tower Struggle

    (with heavy Italian accent):
    Now whata heck are you doing you stupid Martians ?!
    The Martians are straightening the Tower of Pisa !!
    You are very bad, you stinking Martians !
    Go away, you extra-terrestials from Mars !
    Stick it upa your neck, you ugly green Martians !
    You Martians are not very smart, are you ?
    Leave us Tower alone, you Martian bastards.
    You Martians are no good !
    Keepa your hands of our Tower of Pisa !
    O, that shot wasa beautiful !
    (Tower crushes): Molto bene !!
    (Tower): Italia, Italia !
    (Tower): Ah, it was justa stupid Tower anyway.
    (Tower): Ah, it was always leaning the wrong way anyway.

    Martian Tank (Mystery Mode)

    Oh my starvin’ daughter: a Martian tank !!
    M: please, be gentle !

    Martian Autopsy (Mystery Mode)

    What is this, a full body-cavity search??
    That’s not my spleen, that’s my wife !
    This whole thing is just tearing me up inside, heh heh.
    Hey, that keeps me regular.
    I wonder where that went ?
    I didn’t think I’d have a stomag for this hahaha.
    (Doctor): Thanks, folks. You’ve been great ! Next show is at one o’clock.

    Martian Aerobics (Mystery Mode)


    – No quotes –

    Multiball

    Super Jackpot !!

    Drive-In Demolition

    You’re blockin’ the screen !!
    You will remove your saucer from in front of the screen ! (CFTBL/RS Taxi-Driver)
    (Female replies): Down in front !!
    M: Wonderful cinematography !
    (Female): Honey, tell that Martian to move. I can’t see.
    M: Don’t ruin the plot !
    Take that !
    M: Hah, that didn’t hurt !
    No saucers allowed !!
    M: I love this movie !
    (Choir): Move your saucer !
    M: Miss me, hahah !
    M (end of mode): I can’t wait for the sequel !

    Bonus Wave Multiball (Saucers)

    More, more !!
    We need those saucers !
    Yahoo !
    Go, go !!
    Martian technology !
    Hurry up, man !
    Jackpot !!
    Good job !
    Paris in Peril

    (with heavy French accent; a descendant of Francois du Grimm ?):
    The Eiffel Tower is in great peril !
    We will pummel you with…fruit !
    M: Ah, Paris…..how romantic.
    (Cow): Moooh !
    M: Aaah Paris….the city of love , heh heh heh heh.
    As the 4 martians descend from the sky (after hitting the center target once) .. The quote
    I *think* is:  “Hit ’em where it hurts, men..  Aim for their (or those) little green gonads!!”
    Get away from my Tower, you stinking Martians !
    Martian flambées !
    M: how ‘bout a little Paris flambé !?
    Take that, you Martians.
    Take that, broccoli head.
    (Fighter pilot): Yeeha !!
    Keep firin’ boys, we’ll turn them into pea soup !
    M: Anyone for a French….toast ?
    You will never defeat Paris, you Martians with a lot of arms.
    Go back to Mars and take your four arms with you !
    Go back to Mars and take your stinking odor with you!
    (When finishing mode): Les etoiles, c’est magnifique !
    (Finishing mode): Paris triomphes !

    Big-O-Beam

    another scene

    M: Arrr, use the Big-O-Beam !!
    M: Bigger ! Bigger !!
    M: You cannot protect yourself from our giant livestock !
    (Ned): Edna, get back in the house, I’ll take care of those Martians !
    M: The bigger the better !
    (Ned): Man, that’s one big pig !
    (Edna): I’ve never seen a pig like that before !
    (Ned): Now how we supposed to feed a pig like that?
    (Pig): Hihihihi !
    M: Our Big-O-Chicken will crush you, Earthlings.
    (Ned): Gee that’s a big chicken !
    (Edna): We’re gonna get some big eggs outta that!
    (Chicken): Kot !
    M: Fear the big pig !
    (Edna): Look at the size of Besse !
    (Besse): Mooooh !
    (Edna): Why can’t you Martians go bother them city folks ?
    (Duck): Quack !
    (Ned): Hey you Martians ! Vamoos !
    (Ned): No trespassers allowed, can’t you read ?
    (Edna): Ned, git the shotgun, there’s Martians in the yard!
    Mars Kneads Women

    M: Aarrr ! Women !!
    M: Let’s take a look at this one…!
    M: That one, that one, definitely that one.
    M: O, yes, uhuhuhuhuhu ! (Beavis & Butthead)

    (Male on the beach showing his muscles): Check out these pacs, baby.
    (Female sunbather replies): Ooh baby, you’re hot ! Aaah !!
    (Mr Muscle): I’m looking goood !
    (Female): What-ever….oooh !
    (Male): Man, I’m just rippin’ !
    (Female): Like; shut up.

    M: Yes, let’s look what’s on this one.

    (Female in Marty’s Massage Parlor): Wow, it feels like you’ve got four hands !
    or:  Wow, you’ve got QUITE the touch!
    (Marty replies): Ow, yes !
    (Marty): I need you ! More than you’ll ever know !
    M: Yes, yes !!

    (Four Martians yell): I need your melons !!…..o, no ! (*)
    (Female while hitting the four): Take that and that !!
    (Female): How dare you grope me there !!
    (the 4): Give me your melons !
    (Female hitting back): I’ll pull your four arms off !
    or: How dare you grope me there!
    or: You can’t grope ME and get away with it!”
    M: O, that was great !

    (Female in foodstore): Hmmm, broccoli, yummie !
    (Martian hidden between broccoli): Pick me, pick me !!
    (Female): This broccoli looks so fresh !
    (Broccoli Martian): Surprise ! Hahahaha !!
    (Female): This broccoli looks crustaceous. Aaaah !
    (Broccoli): Hahahaha !!
    (Store announcer): Orden’s Finer Food…fresh is our business.
    (Broccoli): Fresh…and ready for picking !!
    (Store announcer at end of scene): Cleanup in produce!
    (Store announcer at end of scene): Pricecheck in broccoli!
    M: Heh heh heh.
    M: Oh my, yes, I like that one a lot.

    (Female newsreader): This just in; Paris is burning.
    (Martian who took the place of male newsreader): And it was a real blast !! Hahaha !!
    (Female newsreader): Thousands of women across the country are reporting….aaah !!
    (Martian newsreader): I’ll say ! Hahahaha !!
    (Female newsreader): Giant livestock at farmer Ned’s. Bob ? Oooh !!
    (Martian Bob): How ‘bout a Martian ? Hewh !!

    M: Yes, I liked that one.

    (Helga): This is how we knead the dough ……
    (Helga): Once the butter?? has set, its time to knead the dough….
    (Martian, coming out of the cooking bowl): Did you say knead ? Hahahaha !!
    (Helga): When you have many to feed, it pays to make sure you…oooh !!
    (Helga): When you take the puppy seeds and crush them into little bits….oooh !!
    (Bowl): Ooow…that feels great !
    (Helga): Always make sure you read the recepie…oooh !

    Bonus Wave Multiball (Weapons)

    Get those weapons !
    I like big weapons !
    The more weapons the better !
    Yeeha !
    I love weapons !
    Good job !
    Jackpot ! Yahoo !
    Let’s go, let’s move it !
    Yahoo !!
    I like big weapons.
    Go ! go !
    More ! More !
    Wohoo !!
    Get those weapons !
    Hurry up, man. Let’s go, let’s move it !
    Nice work, soldier.

    Mothership Multiball

    (Pilot): Man, will you look at the size of that thing ?!
    (Pilot): Come in Houston, we got a problem.
    Blast him out of the sky !
    Come on, let’s use some of the taxpayers money !
    M: you are no match for our Grand Mothership !
    (Pilot): Let’s rock ‘n’ roll !
    M: You are no match for our Step Mothership !
    One more, baby.
    Blow up the Mothership, now !!

    Posted by admin @ 4:36 pm

One Response

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  • erikrom Says:

    et ben mon cochon
    avec ca , va faloir se lever tot pour tester tout ces modes de jeux

    je confirme que ce flipper est génial , un test chez un malade crépomane a permis une étude approfondi

    les fans de flipper et d’arcade sont comblés

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